Mirth: Fun Stuff

The Rules

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1. The Female always makes the rules.
2. The Female is NEVER wrong!
3. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification or approval from the Male.
4. No Male can possibly know all of the rules.
5. If the Female suspects that the Male knows all of the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
6. In the unlikely event that the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which is a direct result of something the Male said or did.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time with or without a reason.
9. The Male can never change his mind without written consent and approval from the Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time and for any reason.
11. The Male must be calm at all times unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female is NEVER required to let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. No anger or emotional outburst on the part of the Female may be blamed on PMS. This will result in swift and extreme retribution.
14. Any attempt to document these rules may result in bodily harm or death to the Male.

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